TimeMail

<a href="https://timemail.neocities.org"><img src="https://timemail.neocities.org/timemail-blog-banner.png"></a> ---------------------------------------------------------------- **From: <a href="mailto:markoconnell93@gmail.com">markoconnell93@gmail.com</a> To: <a href="mailto:markoconnell93@gmail.com">markoconnell93@gmail.com</a> Date: Fri, Mar 25, 2016 at 10:16 AM Subject: Email from the Future** ---------------------------------------------------------------- Dear Me, It's you...from the future. I know what you're thinking—"BULLSHIT"—but I swear it's really me. I'm you. I'm contacting you through TimeMail (time travel email). This is the first time I've tried it, and I'm not even sure if it actually works, but I have some really important things to tell you about your future—my past—our life. So I thought I'd give it a try. Anyway, if you (I) receive this message, email me (yourself) back. And tell me something only we would know, so I can confirm it's really you—or me. Once I know this is legit, we can proceed from there. Yours truly, You ---------------------------------------------------------------- **[[Next TimeMail->TimeMail2]]**

<a href="https://timemail.neocities.org"><img src="https://timemail.neocities.org/timemail-blog-banner.png"></a> ---------------------------------------------------------------- **From: <a href="mailto:markoconnell93@gmail.com">markoconnell93@gmail.com</a> To: <a href="mailto:markoconnell93@gmail.com">markoconnell93@gmail.com</a> Date: Fri, Mar 25, 2016 at 10:53 AM Subject: Re: Email from the Future** ---------------------------------------------------------------- Past Me, I'm sorry. I know this is difficult for us to believe, but I'm really you—from the future. Look, I don’t know how TimeMail works, but some super smart scientists in the future figured out a way to send information back in time through the internet. They can't send people back or anything—only email. So we can't kill our own grandfather. And the TimeMails can only travel back 30 years to the day exactly, so we can't tell someone to kill baby Hitler or warn them about 9/11. We can't change anything that happened before 2016, but everything after that is fair game. So fear not, we should be able to stop Triple-20. From, Future You ---------------------------------------------------------------- **[[Next TimeMail->TimeMail4]] [[Previous TimeMail->TimeMail2]] [[First TimeMail->Time Travel Email]]**

<a href="https://timemail.neocities.org"><img src="https://timemail.neocities.org/timemail-blog-banner.png"></a> ---------------------------------------------------------------- **From: <a href="mailto:markoconnell93@gmail.com">markoconnell93@gmail.com</a> To: <a href="mailto:markoconnell93@gmail.com">markoconnell93@gmail.com</a> Date: Fri, Mar 25, 2016 at 2:41 PM Subject: Re: Gloovy's** ---------------------------------------------------------------- Past Me, Yeah. Gloovy's is doing great. Number one gluten-free vegan pizzeria in the state. Which is actually saying something because just about everyone is vegan in the future. It took a damn long time to get to this point, though. Sixteen more years we spend delivering pizzas, saving up enough to convince the bank to give us a loan to open our own restaurant and start making our own pizza. (gluten-free and vegan) That's why I'm TimeMailing you. To guide you along the path and help you open Gloovy's sooner. Let me help me. From, Future You ---------------------------------------------------------------- **[[Next TimeMail->TimeMail18]] [[Previous TimeMail->TimeMail16]] [[First TimeMail->Time Travel Email]]**

<a href="https://timemail.neocities.org"><img src="https://timemail.neocities.org/timemail-blog-banner.png"></a> ---------------------------------------------------------------- **From: <a href="mailto:markoconnell93@gmail.com">markoconnell93@gmail.com</a> To: <a href="mailto:markoconnell93@gmail.com">markoconnell93@gmail.com</a> Date: Fri, Mar 25, 2016 at 3:36 PM Subject: TimeMail Paradox Filter** ---------------------------------------------------------------- Past Me, Shit, I forgot. Sports scores are blocked by the TimeMail Paradox filter because they can be bet on. It's illegal to use TimeMail for monetary gain. The government screens our emails and filters out stuff like sports bets, lottery numbers, and stock prices. If we could send back information like that to make ourselves rich, then everybody would do it. Which would crash the economy and crumble the entire system, putting the future of my timeline into jeopardy. Meaning TimeMail might never get invented. Meaning we couldn't communicate via email anymore. It's a total paradox. At least that's what the government tells us. TimeMail is only supposed to be used to make the world a better place. To prevent accidents and deaths and crimes. You know, noble stuff. From, Future You ---------------------------------------------------------------- **[[Next TimeMail->TimeMail22]] [[Previous TimeMail->TimeMail20]] [[First TimeMail->Time Travel Email]]**

<a href="https://timemail.neocities.org"><img src="https://timemail.neocities.org/timemail-blog-banner.png"></a> ---------------------------------------------------------------- **From: <a href="mailto:markoconnell93@gmail.com">markoconnell93@gmail.com</a> To: <a href="mailto:markoconnell93@gmail.com">markoconnell93@gmail.com</a> Date: Fri, Mar 25, 2016 at 5:51 PM Subject: Re: Scam** ---------------------------------------------------------------- Past Me, They say we shouldn't tell ourselves specifics of what happens because it might create a paradox or something, but this is important, so screw it. Here goes... Tomorrow while making a delivery, we get into a car accident on Route 59. It isn't too bad. We just break our arm and get some bruises on our face. (I still have the scars to this day.) But the other driver...well...she dies. She was an elderly lady who makes an illegal U-turn at a red light and pulls out right in front of us. The accident is totally her fault. But still... It emotionally scars us for life to know that we were responsible for killing someone, even if it was an accident. Also, it cost us a fortune to repair our car, which really cut into our Gloovy's savings. And to top it all off, Domino's fired us after the accident, so we had to get a job at Angelo's for less pay. So please, if you believe anything I say, avoid driving on Route 59 tomorrow at 12:22 p.m. From, Future You ---------------------------------------------------------------- **[[Next TimeMail->TimeMail32]] [[Previous TimeMail->TimeMail30]] [[First TimeMail->Time Travel Email]]**

<a href="https://timemail.neocities.org"><img src="https://timemail.neocities.org/timemail-blog-banner.png"></a> ---------------------------------------------------------------- **From: <a href="mailto:markoconnell93@gmail.com">markoconnell93@gmail.com</a> To: <a href="mailto:markoconnell93@gmail.com">markoconnell93@gmail.com</a> Date: Sat, Mar 26, 2016 at 2:54 PM Subject: Timelines** ---------------------------------------------------------------- Past Me, No, that's not how time travel works. I still have the scars. The accident still happened in my timeline. What you do in your future doesn't change anything that happened to me in my past. Each change you make creates a parallel universe with an alternate timeline separate from mine. I mean, you know how this time travel shit works. You've seen *Back to the Future*, *Twelve Monkeys*, *Primer*, *Looper*, and *Predestination*. (I know you saw those movies—because I did.) From, Future You ---------------------------------------------------------------- **[[Next TimeMail->TimeMail36]] [[Previous TimeMail->TimeMail34]] [[First TimeMail->Time Travel Email]]**

<a href="https://timemail.neocities.org"><img src="https://timemail.neocities.org/timemail-blog-banner.png"></a> ---------------------------------------------------------------- **From: <a href="mailto:markoconnell93@gmail.com">markoconnell93@gmail.com</a> To: <a href="mailto:markoconnell93@gmail.com">markoconnell93@gmail.com</a> Date: Sat, Mar 26, 2016 at 3:14 PM Subject: Future cars** ---------------------------------------------------------------- Past Me, No need to apologize to yourself. I know how awkward this feels—talking to ourselves. It must be even weirder for you. I mean, I know everything that's happened to you, but you don't know half of what's happened to me. Anyway, other things to avoid... Well, you buy a Tesla Model 8 to save money on fuel, but that backfires when the price of electricity soars. You should have gotten the NovaSol instead. A solar-powered car. It's more expensive at first, but in the long run, it will have paid off. From, Future You ---------------------------------------------------------------- **[[Next TimeMail->TimeMail38]] [[Previous TimeMail->TimeMail36]] [[First TimeMail->Time Travel Email]]**

<a href="https://timemail.neocities.org"><img src="https://timemail.neocities.org/timemail-blog-banner.png"></a> ---------------------------------------------------------------- **From: <a href="mailto:markoconnell93@gmail.com">markoconnell93@gmail.com</a> To: <a href="mailto:markoconnell93@gmail.com">markoconnell93@gmail.com</a> Date: Sat, Mar 26, 2016 at 3:38 PM Subject: Future Tips** ---------------------------------------------------------------- Past Me, Good point. That car stuff isn't for another ten years. The main thing you need now for Gloovy's is money. It's expensive to open our own restaurant, and the bank doesn't want to give us a loan for something as risky as a gluten-free vegan pizzeria. (Little do they know how successful it will become.) I know you've been saving up, but it takes a while. We eventually meet this rich guy named George Vito who we partner up with. I guess you can seek him out and meet him sooner. He has the money to bankroll Gloovy's. Georgie and I are real tight now. I know everything about him. I can coach you on exactly what to say to convince him to give you the money to open our pizzeria. From, Future You ---------------------------------------------------------------- **[[Next TimeMail->TimeMail40]] [[Previous TimeMail->TimeMail38]] [[First TimeMail->Time Travel Email]]**

<a href="https://timemail.neocities.org"><img src="https://timemail.neocities.org/timemail-blog-banner.png"></a> ---------------------------------------------------------------- **From: <a href="mailto:markoconnell93@gmail.com">markoconnell93@gmail.com</a> To: <a href="mailto:485672398679@uymail.com">485672398679@uymail.com</a> Date: Sun, Mar 27, 2016 at 8:14 PM Subject: Stock Market** ---------------------------------------------------------------- Future Me, Well, thanks. Be careful there in the future. If we're going to do this, we should do it quick. Get it over with before you get caught. So if you can, research the stock market for Monday, March 28, 2016, and find a cheap penny stock that went up big that day. I can put all of our money into it and cash out tomorrow. We just need to make enough to put a down payment on Gloovy's. Then you can get rid of the encryption app, and we delete all our incriminating emails. It'll be quick and easy. A harmless crime. From, Past You ---------------------------------------------------------------- **[[Next TimeMail->TimeMail67]] [[Previous TimeMail->TimeMail65]] [[First TimeMail->Time Travel Email]]**

<a href="https://timemail.neocities.org"><img src="https://timemail.neocities.org/timemail-blog-banner.png"></a> ---------------------------------------------------------------- **From: <a href="mailto:485672398679@uymail.com">485672398679@uymail.com</a> To: <a href="mailto:markoconnell93@gmail.com">markoconnell93@gmail.com</a> Date: Sun, Mar 27, 2016 at 8:28 PM Subject: Re: Stock Market** ---------------------------------------------------------------- Past Me, Yeah... That sounds good and all... but... I don't know. Trading stocks across alternate timelines can be tricky. Especially with something as volatile as penny stocks. The slightest change to my past can impact a million different things in your future, causing stock prices to go up or down on any given day. Your future won't play out exactly as my past did. I mean, you've already missed that car accident and the meeting with Claire. The butterfly effects of those two altered events alone could change every stock price tomorrow. Forget the stock market. It's rigged. I gave up on it altogether after we lost all our money on Apple. The nVos made iPhones obsolete, and Apple's stock plummeted. I wish I had cashed out sooner. From, Future You ---------------------------------------------------------------- **[[Next TimeMail->TimeMail68]] [[Previous TimeMail->TimeMail66]] [[First TimeMail->Time Travel Email]]**

<a href="https://timemail.neocities.org"><img src="https://timemail.neocities.org/timemail-blog-banner.png"></a> ---------------------------------------------------------------- **From: <a href="mailto:485672398679@uymail.com">485672398679@uymail.com</a> To: <a href="mailto:markoconnell93@gmail.com">markoconnell93@gmail.com</a> Date: Sun, Mar 27, 2016 at 8:46 PM Subject: Re: Claire! nVo?** ---------------------------------------------------------------- Past Me, I won't lie. Claire was super hot. That's why I couldn’t risk you seeing her and changing our mind. The nVo is the future of communication. It's actually what I'm using to TimeMail you right now. It's like a virtual reality Google/iPhone/Facebook/Twitter/Snapchat/Youtube/Amazon/Uber all rolled into one. There's no physical device or anything. It uses nanotech—tiny particles embedded in our cells. It was invented by Novatech, the same company that invented TimeMail and the NovaSol. They're like this super mega-corporation now. They put Google, Apple, Amazon, Facebook, and Uber all out of business. Their stock price is super high now. I wish I had invested in them early. From, Future You ---------------------------------------------------------------- **[[Next TimeMail->TimeMail70]] [[Previous TimeMail->TimeMail68]] [[First TimeMail->Time Travel Email]]**

<a href="https://timemail.neocities.org"><img src="https://timemail.neocities.org/timemail-blog-banner.png"></a> ---------------------------------------------------------------- **From: <a href="mailto:markoconnell93@gmail.com">markoconnell93@gmail.com</a> To: <a href="mailto:485672398679@uymail.com">485672398679@uymail.com</a> Date: Sun, Mar 27, 2016 at 9:14 PM Subject: Re: Novatech** ---------------------------------------------------------------- Future Me, I found Novatech's website. They're currently this small private tech start-up, looking for venture capitalist funds. I can invest directly to their website right now to get in on the ground floor. Then all we have to do is wait and cash out when they go public. We could make millions. In the meantime, as long as I know I've got that Novatech money coming in the future, I can quit my job at Domino's and live off credit cards until then. Then in 2022, we cash out, pay off our debts and have more than enough money to open Gloovy's. From, Past You ---------------------------------------------------------------- **[[Next TimeMail->TimeMail73]] [[Previous TimeMail->TimeMail71]] [[First TimeMail->Time Travel Email]]**

<a href="https://timemail.neocities.org"><img src="https://timemail.neocities.org/timemail-blog-banner.png"></a> ---------------------------------------------------------------- **From: <a href="mailto:markoconnell93@gmail.com">markoconnell93@gmail.com</a> To: <a href="mailto:485672398679@uymail.com">485672398679@uymail.com</a> Date: Sun, Mar 27, 2016 at 9:39 PM Subject: Re: Novatech** ---------------------------------------------------------------- Future Me, Fuck ten grand. If we put all our money in Novatech now, we can have enough to open Gloovy's all on our own. No bank loans or mafia co-investors. Shit, Gloovy's won't even have to be profitable. If Novatech is as big as you say it is, we'll have enough money that we won't need to work another day in our lives. Novatech isn't like the penny stocks that fluctuate every day. This is the company that invents fucking TimeMail. They have to still exist in the future, otherwise you couldn't be talking to me right now. Right? From, Past You ---------------------------------------------------------------- **[[Next TimeMail->TimeMail75]] [[Previous TimeMail->TimeMail73]] [[First TimeMail->Time Travel Email]]**

<a href="https://timemail.neocities.org"><img src="https://timemail.neocities.org/timemail-blog-banner.png"></a> ---------------------------------------------------------------- **From: <a href="mailto:markoconnell93@gmail.com">markoconnell93@gmail.com</a> To: <a href="mailto:markoconnell93@gmail.com">markoconnell93@gmail.com</a>, <a href="mailto:485672398679@uymail.com">485672398679@uymail.com</a> Date: Mon, Apr 3, 2016 at 4:51 PM Subject: Novatech gone?** ---------------------------------------------------------------- Future Me, I tried logging onto the Novatech website today, but the site was gone. I searched the internet and couldn't find anything about the company. It's like Novatech never existed. WTF, me?... Does that mean the government warnings were correct? Did we create some kind of paradox that erased Novatech from the timeline? Then they weren't able to invent TimeMail in the future. Then you weren't able to email me and tell me to buy Novatech. Then—shit... Did I erase you from the future? Is that why you haven't responded to me? Answer me, if you get this. From, Past You ---------------------------------------------------------------- **[[Next TimeMail->TimeMail81]] [[Previous TimeMail->TimeMail79]] [[First TimeMail->Time Travel Email]]**

<a href="https://timemail.neocities.org"><img src="https://timemail.neocities.org/timemail-blog-banner.png"></a> ---------------------------------------------------------------- **From: <a href="mailto:markoconnell93@gmail.com">markoconnell93@gmail.com</a> To: <a href="mailto:markoconnell93@gmail.com">markoconnell93@gmail.com</a>, <a href="mailto:485672398679@uymail.com">485672398679@uymail.com</a> Date: Wed, Apr 5, 2016 at 10:34 AM Subject: WTF??????????????** ---------------------------------------------------------------- Future Me, WTF is going on??? I read online that there were reports of other people around the country who did the same exact thing as us. They got emails from their future selves, telling them to put all their money in Novatech. If too many people invested in the company, then it could have created a paradox... SHIT! The government warnings were right. We destroyed the timeline. The future where Novatech invents TimeMail never happens. So you can’t contact me. Fuck... From, Past You ---------------------------------------------------------------- **[[Next TimeMail->TimeMail83]] [[Previous TimeMail->TimeMail81]] [[First TimeMail->Time Travel Email]]**

<a href="https://timemail.neocities.org"><img src="https://timemail.neocities.org/timemail-blog-banner.png"></a> ---------------------------------------------------------------- **From: <a href="mailto:markoconnell93@gmail.com">markoconnell93@gmail.com</a> To: <a href="mailto:markoconnell93@gmail.com">markoconnell93@gmail.com</a>, <a href="mailto:485672398679@uymail.com">485672398679@uymail.com</a> Date: Fri, Apr 7, 2016 at 8:44 PM Subject: Claire?** ---------------------------------------------------------------- Or... Are you Claire? If we were married, you probably would have known my email password. Then when Future Me warned me not to meet you, it meant that we couldn't get married, meaning you wouldn't win all my money in the divorce settlement. So maybe you killed Future Me and posed as him in the TimeMails, while you also TimeMailed Past Claire, telling her to set up a Novatech website, so she could steal all my money. I'm on to you, Claire... ---------------------------------------------------------------- **[[Next TimeMail->TimeMail85]] [[Previous TimeMail->TimeMail83]] [[First TimeMail->Time Travel Email]]**

<a href="https://timemail.neocities.org"><img src="https://timemail.neocities.org/timemail-blog-banner.png"></a> ---------------------------------------------------------------- **From: <a href="mailto:markoconnell93@gmail.com">markoconnell93@gmail.com</a> To: <a href="mailto:markoconnell93@gmail.com">markoconnell93@gmail.com</a>, <a href="mailto:485672398679@uymail.com">485672398679@uymail.com</a> Date: Thur, Nov 3, 2016 at 9:51 AM Subject: World Series** ---------------------------------------------------------------- Holy shit. You were right. The Cubs actually won the World Series. I guess everything you said was true. Although... The Cubs *did* have the best record in the league when you predicted that, so it wasn't a huge stretch to say they'd win the World Series. Or... Maybe the only reason the Cubs were able to break their curse is because a future version of Theo Epstein TimeMailed himself with the best players to acquire. Shit... I guess the Cubs winning doesn't prove anything either way. I feel like I'm just talking to myself at this point. Then again, I always was. Or never was. Was I? From, Me ---------------------------------------------------------------- **[[Next TimeMail->TimeMail87]] [[Previous TimeMail->TimeMail85]] [[First TimeMail->Time Travel Email]]**

<a href="https://timemail.neocities.org"><img src="https://timemail.neocities.org/timemail-blog-banner.png"></a> ---------------------------------------------------------------- **From: <a href="mailto:markoconnell93@gmail.com">markoconnell93@gmail.com</a> To: <a href="mailto:markoconnell93@gmail.com">markoconnell93@gmail.com</a>, <a href="mailto:485672398679@uymail.com">485672398679@uymail.com</a> Date: Sun, Mar 25, 2026 at 5:11 PM Subject: RIP Gloovy’s** ---------------------------------------------------------------- Future Me, There was never any nVo or NovaSol, and I never opened Gloovy’s like you said I would. After losing the Novatech money, I had to get a job delivering pizza at Angelo’s, who pay even less than Domino's. At least they give me free pizza—not that I can eat any of it. It’s not vegan or gluten-free. I found George Vito, but he thought I was crazy and wouldn’t give me a dime. I’m still paying off my credit card debts and probably will be for years. No bank will give me a loan. I’ve resigned to the fact that I’ll be a delivery driver for the rest of my life. I would have rather waited the fifteen years like you and shared the profits than never open Gloovy’s at all. From, Past You ---------------------------------------------------------------- **[[Next TimeMail->TimeMail88]] [[Previous TimeMail->TimeMail86]] [[First TimeMail->Time Travel Email]]**